Song: Damage Inc.
Misheard Lyric: Don't Eat Your Corn Bread
Real Lyric: Damage Incorporated

Song: Sad But True
Misheard Lyric: Sad Patrol
Real Lyric: Sad But True

Song: Fade To Black
Misheard Lyric: no one but me, getting my supper
Real Lyric: No one but met, can save myself but..

Song: One
Misheard Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for Day
Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for death

Song: Damage Inc.
Misheard Lyric: Something Incorporated
Real Lyric: Damage Incorporated

Song: Blackened
Misheard Lyric: To begin with the dance of the dead
Real Lyric: To begin whipping dance of the dead

Song: Harvester of Sorrow
Misheard Lyric: Officer of Sorrow
Real Lyric: Harvester of Sorrow

Song: The Four Horsemen
Misheard Lyric: we're the four horsemen, right?
Real Lyric: with the four horsemen ride!

Song: Shoot me Again
Misheard Lyric: All the sharks are dead
Real Lyric: All the shots I take

Song: No Leaf Clover
Misheard Lyric: And it constipated
Real Lyric: And it comes to be

Song: Fuel
Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fuel, gimme fire, gimme donuts on the fire.
Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire

Song: The Unforgiven
Misheard Lyric: Through constipated grace
Real Lyric: Through constant pained disgrace

Song: Enter Sandman
Misheard Lyric: And the things that will find...them
Real Lyric: And of things that will bite

Song: Fuel
Misheard Lyric: Ooooh, and all I burn....burning homes, loots, and cleans
Real Lyric: Ooooh, and on I burn....burning hard, loose, and clean

Song: Blackened
Misheard Lyric: Color all, we're blackened
Real Lyric: Color our world blackened

Song: Of Wolf and Man
Misheard Lyric: Sheep Shit
Real Lyric: Shape Shift

Song: The God That Failed
Misheard Lyric: Trust a Gay
Real Lyric: Trust You Gave

Song: Ride the Lightning
Misheard Lyric: Falling in my brain, I can hear the train
Real Lyric: Burning In My Brain, I can feel the flame

Song: Blackened
Misheard Lyric: Blackened In The Air
Real Lyric: Blackened Is the End

Song: Battery
Misheard Lyric: Can I kill the family?
Real Lyric: Cannot kill the family

Song: Battery
Misheard Lyric: Kama sutra battery!
Real Lyric: Cannot stop the battery

Song: Die, Die My Darling
Misheard Lyric: So don't cry to me old lady
Real Lyric: So don't cry to me oh baby

Song: Die, Die My Darling
Misheard Lyric: Dead-end soul for a dead-end girl
Real Lyric: Dead-end zone for a dead-end girl

Song: Fuel
Misheard Lyric: F*ck a man white knuckles tight
Real Lyric: F*ck 'em man white knuckles tight

Song: The Four Horsemen
Misheard Lyric: By the last breath we're about to explode
Real Lyric: By the last breath the fourth winds blow

Song: The Thing That Should Not Be
Misheard Lyric: Embrace The Thing That Should Not Be
Real Lyric: Face The Thing That Should Not Be

Song: I Disappear
Misheard Lyric: I'm pain, I'm hope, I'm supper
Real Lyric: I'm pain, I'm hope, I'm suffer

Song: Enter Sandman
Misheard Lyric: i tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in
Real Lyric: i tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin

Song: Die, Die My Darling
Misheard Lyric: Dinner's on for a dead-end girl
Real Lyric: Dead-end zone for a dead-end girl

Song: One
Misheard Lyric: Tied to machines that make me pee
Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be

Song: And Justice For All
Misheard Lyric: All the dust is painted green, money talking
Real Lyric: Halls of Justice painted green, money talking

Song: And Justice For All
Misheard Lyric: All the dust is painted green, money talking
Real Lyric: soon you'll please their appetite they devour

Song: The Unforgiven
Misheard Lyric: He's Battled, Tossed and Laid
Real Lyric: He's battled constantly

Song: Dyers Eve
Misheard Lyric: Up Jack's Butt I feel for you
Real Lyric: Undying spite I feel for you

Song: Nothing Else Matters
Misheard Lyric: Life is lars we live it our way
Real Lyric: Life is ours we live it our way

Song: Creeping Death
Misheard Lyric: So let me retire
Real Lyric: So let it be written

Song: Fade To Black
Misheard Lyric: No one but me, can take my cell phone it's too late
Real Lyric: No one but met, can save myself but it's too late

Song: Master of Puppets
Misheard Lyric: Twisting your mind smash into trees
Real Lyric: Twisting your mind smashing your dreams

Song: One
Misheard Lyric: Tied to Machines that make me breathe
Real Lyric: Tied to Machines that make me be

Song: Hero of the Day
Misheard Lyric: So please excuse me as I tell her how I feel
Real Lyric: So please excuse me as I tend to how I feel

Song: St. Anger
Misheard Lyric: Push it out, push it out
Real Lyric: You flush it out, you flush it out

Song: The Unforgiven
Misheard Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's a dude
Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued

Song: Phantom Lord
Misheard Lyric: And Bow To The Metal Lord
Real Lyric: And Bow To The Phantom Lord

Song: Low Man's Lyric
Misheard Lyric: No Man is doomed
Real Lyric: Lowman is due

Song: The God That Failed
Misheard Lyric: Broken is the promise, we trail off
Real Lyric: Broken is the promise, betrayal